{"id":1479,"date":"2022-04-01T20:34:59","date_gmt":"2022-04-02T05:34:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/7hi7.com\/musicvideos\/?p=1479"},"modified":"2022-05-05T00:48:52","modified_gmt":"2022-05-05T09:48:52","slug":"j6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/7hi7.com\/musicvideos\/j6\/","title":{"rendered":"J6"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>j6<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Official Video - Clean Version)\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eJO5HU_7_1w?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Eminem &#8211; The Real Slim Shady (Official Video &#8211; Clean Version)<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>676M views\u00a0\u00b7\u00a011 years ago<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">EminemMusic<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>SUBSCRIBED 51.8M subscribers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/m.youtube.com\/channel\/UCfM3zsQsOnfWNUppiycmBuw\">https:\/\/m.youtube.com\/channel\/UCfM3zsQsOnfWNUppiycmBuw<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Eminem]<br>May I have your attention please?<br>May I have your attention please?<br>Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?<br>I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?<br>We&#8217;re gonna have a problem here..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Y&#8217;all act like you never seen a white person before<br>Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door<br>and started whoopin her ass worse than before<br>they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)<br>It&#8217;s the return of the&#8230; &#8220;Ah, wait, no way, you&#8217;re kidding,<br>he didn&#8217;t just say what I think he did, did he?&#8221;<br>And Dr. Dre said&#8230; nothing you idiots!<br>Dr. Dre&#8217;s dead, he&#8217;s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)<br>Feminist women love Eminem<br>[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]<br>&#8220;Slim Shady, I&#8217;m sick of him<br>Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what<br>Flippin the you-know-who,&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, but he&#8217;s so cute though!&#8221;<br>Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose<br>But no worse, than what&#8217;s goin on in your parents&#8217; bedrooms<br>Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can&#8217;t<br>but it&#8217;s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose<br>&#8220;My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips&#8221;<br>And if I&#8217;m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss<br>And that&#8217;s the message that we deliver to little kids<br>And expect them not to know what a woman&#8217;s clitoris is<br>Of course they gonna know what intercourse is<br>By the time they hit fourth grade<br>They got the Discovery Channel don&#8217;t they?<br>&#8220;We ain&#8217;t nothing but mammals..&#8221; Well, some of us cannibals<br>who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*]<br>But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes<br>then there&#8217;s no reason that a man and another man can&#8217;t elope<br>[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote<br>Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m Slim Shady, yes I&#8217;m the real Shady<br>All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating<br>So won&#8217;t the real Slim Shady please stand up,<br>please stand up, please stand up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Eminem]<br>Will Smith don&#8217;t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;<br>well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!<br>You think I give a damn about a Grammy?<br>Half of you critics can&#8217;t even stomach me, let alone stand me<br>&#8220;But Slim, what if you win, wouldn&#8217;t it be weird?&#8221;<br>Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?<br>So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?<br>Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs<br>so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst<br>and hear &#8217;em argue over who she gave head to first<br>You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV<br>&#8220;Yeah, he&#8217;s cute, but I think he&#8217;s married to Kim, hee-hee!&#8221;<br>I should download her audio on MP3<br>and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [*AHHH!*]<br>I&#8217;m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me<br>so I have been sent here to destroy you [*bzzzt*]<br>And there&#8217;s a million of us just like me<br>who cuss like me; who just don&#8217;t give a fuck like me<br>who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me<br>and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Chorus]<br>I&#8217;m Slim Shady, yes I&#8217;m the real Shady<br>All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating<br>So won&#8217;t the real Slim Shady please stand up,<br>please stand up, please stand up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Eminem]<br>I&#8217;m like a head trip to listen to, cause I&#8217;m only givin you<br>things you joke about with your friends inside your living room<br>The only difference is I got the balls to say it<br>in front of y&#8217;all and I don&#8217;t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all<br>I just get on the mic and spit it<br>and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it<br>better than ninety percent of you rappers out can<br>Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums<br>It&#8217;s funny; cause at the rate I&#8217;m goin when I&#8217;m thirty<br>I&#8217;ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting<br>Pinchin nurses asses when I&#8217;m jackin off with Jergens<br>And I&#8217;m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn&#8217;t working<br>And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin<br>He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings<br>[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling<br>Screaming &#8220;I don&#8217;t give a fuck!&#8221;<br>with his windows down and his system up<br>So, will the real Shady please stand up?<br>And put one of those fingers on each hand up?<br>And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control<br>and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Chorus 2X]<br>I&#8217;m Slim Shady, yes I&#8217;m the real Shady<br>All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating<br>So won&#8217;t the real Slim Shady please stand up,<br>please stand up, please stand up?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>[Eminem]<br>Ha ha<br>Guess there&#8217;s a Slim Shady in all of us<br>Fuck it, let&#8217;s all stand up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tekstowo.pl\/piosenka,eminem,the_real_slim_shady.html\">https:\/\/www.tekstowo.pl\/piosenka,eminem,the_real_slim_shady.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>j6 Eminem &#8211; The Real Slim Shady (Official Video &#8211; Clean Version) 676M views\u00a0\u00b7\u00a011 years ago EminemMusic SUBSCRIBED 51.8M subscribers https:\/\/m.youtube.com\/channel\/UCfM3zsQsOnfWNUppiycmBuw [Eminem]May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We&#8217;re gonna have a problem here.. 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