{"id":1629,"date":"2022-07-11T13:32:30","date_gmt":"2022-07-11T13:32:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/7hi7.com\/hits\/?p=1629"},"modified":"2022-08-10T10:41:45","modified_gmt":"2022-08-10T10:41:45","slug":"mb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/7hi7.com\/hits\/mb\/","title":{"rendered":"MB"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>mb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Eminem - My Name Is (Official Music Video)\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sNPnbI1arSE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Eminem &#8211; My Name Is (Official Music Video)<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>233M views\u00a0\u00b7\u00a013 years ago<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hi! My name is&#8230; (what?) My name is&#8230; (who?)<br>My name is&#8230; [scratches] Slim Shady<br>Hi! My name is&#8230; (huh?) My name is&#8230; (what?)<br>My name is&#8230; [scratches] Slim Shady<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ahem&#8230; excuse me!<br>Can I have the attention of the class for one second?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)<br>Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)<br>Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)<br>Try &#8216;cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)<br>My brain&#8217;s dead weight, I&#8217;m trying to get my head straight<br>But I can&#8217;t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm&#8230;)<br>And Dr. Dre said, &#8220;Slim Shady you a basehead!&#8221;<br>Uh-uhhh! &#8220;So why&#8217;s your face red? Man you wasted!&#8221;<br>Well since age twelve, I&#8217;ve felt like I&#8217;m someone else<br>Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt<br>Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee&#8217;s tits off<br>And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross<br>I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass<br>Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast<br>C&#8217;mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that&#8217;s my girl dog!)<br>I don&#8217;t give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High<br>Thanks a lot, next semester I&#8217;ll be thirty-five<br>I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler<br>And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)<br>Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up<br>Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in her tip cup<br>Extraterrestrial runnin&#8217; over pedestrians<br>In a space ship while they screaming at me: &#8220;LET&#8217;S JUST BE FRIENDS!&#8221;<br>Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to<br>I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)<br>I told her I&#8217;d grow up to be a famous rapper<br>Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)<br>You know you blew up when the women rush your stands<br>And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)<br>This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph<br>(Dude, can I get your autograph?)<br>So I signed it: &#8216;Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)<br>Dr. Dre, don&#8217;t just stand there, OPERATE!<br>I&#8217;m not ready to leave, it&#8217;s too scary to die (Fuck that!)<br>I&#8217;ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!)<br>Am I coming or going? I can barely decide<br>I just drank a fifth of vodka &#8211; dare me to drive? (Go ahead)<br>All my life I was very deprived<br>I ain&#8217;t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)<br>Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)<br>I spit when I talk, I&#8217;ll fuck anything that walks (C&#8217;mere)<br>When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits<br>How you gonna breast feed me mom? (Wah!)<br>You ain&#8217;t got no tits! (Wahhh!)<br>I lay awake and strap myself in the bed<br>With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)<br>I&#8217;m steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)<br>And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)<br>Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tekstowo.pl\/piosenka,eminem,my_name_is.html\">https:\/\/www.tekstowo.pl\/piosenka,eminem,my_name_is.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mb Eminem &#8211; My Name Is (Official Music Video) 233M views\u00a0\u00b7\u00a013 years ago Hi! My name is&#8230; (what?) My name is&#8230; (who?)My name is&#8230; [scratches] Slim ShadyHi! My name is&#8230; (huh?) My name is&#8230; (what?)My name is&#8230; [scratches] Slim Shady Ahem&#8230; excuse me!Can I have the attention of the class for one second? Hi kids! 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